One of life's little mysteries. Drink one milkshake – delicious – but can you drink another? Well maybe one more. But you cannot have another. Too much. Tummy full.
Drink one beer – delicious – but can you drink another?   Well... maybe another one. But can you drink one more?

No fukken' way!

You need to drink about eight more! Got me fukked how that works. The volume of liquid is the same and so on and so on... blah and blah, pointless discussion.

Anyway, stop thinking about beer and get started reading this stuff:

 The Beggars continue presenting their show Bound For Australia in a season of matinee concerts in theatres around Adelaide in February. It’s a concert production showcasing 200 years of great Australian music including songs from The Seekers, Anne Kirkpatick , Lucky Starr, Chad Morgan, Slim Dusty and of course The Beggars.

The show also features guest musician and Adelaide legend Trevor Warner.

All concerts details are at http://www.outofthesquare.net.au  and all tickets are $14. But... get a move on, you've missed two gigs already!

Dates:      Wednesday Feb 10th at 11am Arts Centre Pt Noarlunga

               Thursday Feb 11th at 2pm Golden Grove Arts Centre

                Friday Feb 12th at 11am Parks Community Centre

                Tuesday Feb 16th at 2pm Star Theatre

Friday, February 12 Double Wammy will be blasting the air molecules in the Semaphore Workers Club, Semaphore. Special guest for the evening will be Jeff Algra on drums who takes over the chair while Maximum Intensity recovers from a particularly hideous back 'n' sak waxing treatment that went horribly wrong when the gaffa tape we were using got stuck to his scrotum. Should have taken more care but we are only musicians, after all   Luckily for Max, he's already fathered a couple of offspring because now he'll be carrying his nuts in a pickle bottle. But we made a nice little coin purse out of his ball-bag. He can keep his drum key in it.

Friday February 12, we have JACKSON FIREBIRD, SWEET BABY JAMES & ROB EYERS at the Wheatsheaf Hotel, THEBARTON. Nothing stupid to say about this. Maybe I'll think of something later.

On Saturday February 13th, Hoy Hoy! will break the seal on a new Rock and Rhythm venue at The Rex Hotel,  Richmond Rd.

 Then, on Sunday February 14...  Double Wammy will be showing off at the Wine Underground Coopers 1862 Bar on Pirie Street, the City. (That's one part of the 'double wammy weekend' part of the page title.)   Max Intensity may be able to take to the drum stool by then. We took him to the pharmacy to get him measured for an inflatible rubber ring to sit on. 

"The old Farmer Giles' giving you a bit of gyp?" asked the pharmacist lady, sympathetically.

"I fukken' wish!" said Max, emphatically, glowering at us.

"Oh? Then let me help you with that," replied the pharmasist and whacked Max in the ringpiece with an eggbeater and spun the handle about fifty times.

"That should give give you a nice bunch of bum grapes to complain about, then," said the pharmacist lady, with a satisfied smile.

And also on Sunday, February 14, at the Semaphore Worker's Club, Sweet Baby James and Rob Eyers launch their brand new - still with its new CD smell - Double Voodoo album. That's probably Voodoo Voodoo or even Voodoo squared but whatever it is, if youre into James and Rob the Semaphore Worker's Club is the place you need to be. James and Rob will be treating the crowd to two big sets of new and existing material, starting around 5-5.30 pm.