Groovy Steve Brown, the Prospect of Blues, Amber gets Corny.
Published: August 30, 2018
What’s on….
Steve Brown Band at the Groove Garden
Sunday, September 2…..
Yes, Father’s Day, so drag dear old Dad out of the dunny and ship him along to enjoy fun and company, beer, music and shit like that at the Groove Garden, McLaren Vale.
Fun starts around 2-ish… i think….. doesn’t matter, just roll up…. and music kicks off later and goes till six.
An Acoustic Scandal will be on first to titillate your ear-buds for the groaning ecstasy that is Steve Brown and his Band of Renown.
Anyway, what else……?
Shades of Blue with Mick Kidd & Dave Blight
Live at Prospect Town Hall – Friday 7 September!
Doors open at 7.00pm for 7.45pm start. Tix $10 each and includes a complimentary drink (beer, glass of wine or soft drink).
The Prospect Blues & Roots Music Series is proudly presented by Club5082 and Adelaide Blues & Roots Association (ARBA) in partnership with Bside Magazine and Claymore Wines.
For more information call Mark Crabtree (Club5082 Coordinator) on 8342 8041 or visit www.facebook.com/club5082
Fidel’s Bar – Sunday September 23
The SUMO collective, Weeping Angels, Chica Chica, Fiddle Chicks
September 23, 4-8pm 66 Wattle Ave Royal Park
Go West….
Amber Joy and the Holy Two get down and Corny
If you are over on the Yorke Penis…. pustule… I mean… Peninsula (that was auto correct doing that)…. on the weekend of…. of…. hang on …gotta look it up…. Friday September 14, get along to hear Amber Joy Poulton and the unHoly two at the Corny Point Hall. There will be special guests, I hear. Phone for tickets 0411 230822. See if you can read the tiny shit on the poster.
I believe there is another gig in that area on Saturday October 15…. something to do with a forest … a bush … a tree….. anyway, Amber joy and the Holey Tubes will be there, too.
Sheerluck fukken Holmes and the mystery of the missing politicians
“Watson…. what’s with the rubber gloves?”
“I say, Holmes, it’s time for your annual medical… as we…er…agreed.”
“Hmm…. So we did. And I suppose the rubber gloves mean a little more of your Old Eton Boys rugger-buggery…eh?”
“Harrumph – No!! Not at all, Holmes; not at all!! But it is time I must give you a prostate examination. So, just drop your daks, Old Man….. jolly good. Now to have a little rummage around in there!”
“Is this really necessary, Watson…?”
“Well, Holmes…. It’s customary for your medical practitioner to check if are you having any difficulty with the plumbing? the …er..water works…? As in…. passing water … your micturition…?”
“None whatsoever, Watson. No problems pissing. I am, however, sometimes having difficulty making the politicians appear.”
“I say, Homes. I know we lost some conservative pollies recently but more of them will appear; they’re like pimples on an urchin’s arse, eh, wot???”
“Watson, you dull-witted medical fraud. I sometimes have a little difficulty opening the doors of the bomb bay, you know, extracting the dead otter, dropping the brown trout, hatching the Loch Ness monster, launching a Russian submarine, birthing a bum baby, laying a cable, parking a grogan, releasing a Murray Cod, dropping the kids off at the pool, drowning a politician……. doing a turd, Watson, doing a turd!!!!”
“Oh, I say, Holmes….. I see…! Well, all the more reason to have a little dig around up there, eh…wot???”
“Hold, on a minute, Watson; before you get up to your wristwatch in my quoit, did we not, in our previous episode, dish up a deal of arse-related gags…?”
“Well, Hmm… I do seem to recall….. umm… yes, Holmes… we did.”
So, it could seem that to repeat the scatological premise may be tipping a hat the old Etonian rugger-buggery business…. Eh, Watson, Old Man…??”
“Of course, Holmes. Absolutely. I see your point. in that case perhaps a simple course of senna-pod tea will set the matter to rights. I will write a prescription for same…”
“Does seem a better way, eh, Watson…my good man…!”
“Totally, Holmes…as you say… well, up with your duds and I’ll get myself busy writing….”
“Ahem….Watson,….. before you arise…!”
“What is it, Holmes, old Man….?”
“Well… while you are down there…..”