Pre-election Freedom…
Published: March 21, 2022
… has allowed a few more live music gigs to come online… well … to come off online and out into the reality of stinking, heaving, humanity-infested beer halls and taverns. When I say ‘infested’ I don’t mean you, personally. I’m sure, as an evolved life form, you are above ‘infesting’ and more aligned with ‘converging’ or ‘thronging’.
Anyway …
While normally on the back foot more often than Jerry Lewis fighting Mohammed Ali, Blue Ring Records has prodded a couple of its reticent denizens into action.
Prod. He said ‘prod’.
Cut to the chase: The Nuts will be performing their original music, their fantastic, overblown, histrionic, deeply meaningful and trite music at the Three Brothers Arms, Macclesfield, on Saturday April 16.
It’s on the Easter weekend. Yes — Easter Saturday. But let’s face it, highly-evolved life forms, between Easter Friday and Easter Sunday there’s fuck-all else to do except go and see The Nuts at the Three Brothers Arms, Macclesfield.
Eh?
It’s a matinee show – 2 to 5; Granny can come and you can have her back in the Golden Slumbers Village for her tepid dinner of savoury-less mince and steamed broccoli. Kiddies can be safely left in locked cars in the the High Street. Just crack the window a little — you don’t want them missing out on hearing some of the fabulous Nuts musical shenanigans.
Tickets will be available through Trybooking … soon. If I can figure out how to do it.
The Three Brothers arms is truly the venue of choice for music lovers up in Macclesfield, somewhere in the knee-hills….. maybe it’s the thigh-hills… no! Probably the ankle-hills region of that bit of country SA.
Very nice beer and liquids to gargle, good food, and mine host John Jagt is not only a connoisseur of music, he is, himself, a fine and noted songwriter and musician. That’s got fuck-all do with The Nuts being there but it helps if the publican is in your court when you’re trying to serve up a bowl-full of barely-digestible, original salad vegetables. And turkeys.
There is a poster. Somewhere on this page.
There will be a new one soon with more information.
Promise.
Blue Ring Records also welcomes the return of the Umbrella Festival — a grand and all-encompassing festival of entertainment in which The Nuts were proudly involved two years ago. I think. Or maybe it was one year ago. Who can remember properly if you’ve had the dreaded Covid? I can’t. I heard your brain can be fucked up for quite some time after Covid has kicked it around a bit. Mine is.
Anyway…
With the return of the Umbrella Festival the Crusty Cowboy Club, those cactus-faced clowns of the cattle yard will be yee-haa-ing and yahoo-ing at Diverse-City on a potential, pencilled in, hopeful, to be confirmed date of July 9.
In a development that sees the Crusty Cowboys move up the celebrity ladder from the floor to rung No.1, July 9 is a Saturday! Yes … Saturday night with the Crusties. That’s better than spending it with ‘Judy’ or a Battery-Operated-Boy’, eh? With a little bit of imagination or help from the internet you could get all the twitching and shaking over in twenty minutes and still have time to catch The Crusties, eh?
There will be music, some of it will be good; there will be silliness, some of it may be inane, maybe even puerile, but people will laugh (the Crusties often laugh at their own jokes which helps to fill in the dead-air spaces) and enjoy themselves as evolved life-forms usually do at a Crusty Cowboy Club hoedown showdown!
More about that later — there’s a lot of admin to do before we get there!
Now, if it seems we’re a bit half-baked on the nuts-and-bolts information you’re somewhat more observant than less evolved life-forms but we will be getting onto this stuff as soon as possible.
Promise.
Watch this space.
