The Crusty Cowboy Club plays cowboy music like no cowboys you know! But you can sing and dance and make a right horsie’s bottom of yourself when the Boys play and carry on like they’ve got mad cow disease.
That’s right… just like the banner says: the Crusty Cowboy Club plays and sings cowboy music like no cowboys you never knowed. Come to think of it — they never really knowed any cowboys either — they just make most of it up as they go along. But it’s fun and it will set your toes a-tappin, ‘specially if you got a touch of St Vitus’ Dance to start with!
A Crusty Cowboy Club musical comedy revue is marked by mayhem (silly stuff) and murder (the merciless slaughter of some beloved cowboy tunes)! So – If you have a favourite Cowboy Song…. keep it to yourself because the Crusty Cowboy Club might murder it right in front of your very ears!
But they don’t murder every song, no … they do a mighty purdy job of some of the classic cowboy tunes. And why not?? With the kind of talent they have, they oughter!!! Songs like: Tumbling’ Tumbleweeds, Spurs that Jingle Jangle, Cattle Call, South of the Border, Big Ball’s in Cowtown, Back in the Saddle Again, Horsie Keep your tail Up, I’m an old Cowhand, Happy Trails … beautiful work. And then, of course, there’s the ‘other’ stuff — the Mayhen and Murder stuff.
Still…. It’s not meant to be a hokey cowboy show; it’s mainly for people with a childish streak left in ‘em from their younger days. And a sense of fun.
And it’s ‘Cowboy’music – not country music; that’s a different paddock of beasties.
The Crusty Cowboy Club is proud to announce its Founder Members — all still alive and kickin’!!!
Sleepy Dawg Dawson (Denis Surmon) – he’s half asleep half the time and half awake the rest. And then … he is also The Freakin’ Big Cowboy – Guitar, Vox and words. 
Buster Saddlesore (Craig Rodda) – they ain’t his buttocks in his duds … they’s Blisters – Drums and noises. 
Red Rash (Polly Politis) – Ahhh… hear the girlies sigh, Ol’ Red gets ’em scratching – keyboards, vox and words. 
Stereo Jack (Brett Sody) – a crazy cowboy with two longhorns – bass, vox and production, and….. 
The Big Fella, Rusty Sheriff’s Badge (Stuart Day) – yes, folks, he may be an A-hole but Rusty plays fiddle, guitar, mandolin, banjo and can croon like a moonstruck loon.
