Share the joy this Christmas — be nice.
Published: December 24, 2023
And If you can’t be nice then get some cheap digital gifts to fling about like a Santa with metaphysical Tourettes.
So … if you could be bothered wracking your brains for a last-minute gift for somebody who has everything including a disturbingly bent sense of humour, then wrack no longer — the Dirty Work Trilogy is just a thing to keep them quiet for a few days while nurturing their disturbed psychology. A nutter wrote the books so other nutters should get them.
Here’s some links:https://www.amazon.com.au/dp/B09GQVYG46?binding=paperback&ref=dbs_dp_sirp
You can actually buy them in hard copy and they are pretty nice even to just look at if you can’t read or couldn’t be bothered after you get them. I got them and they’re great. I have two of them propping up the leg of the BBQ thing —- one of the legs rusted and the wheel fell off. Perfect height. The grease pools nicely in the middle of the hotplate.
Anyway… I don’t know how to do the clever stuff that allows you to get digital copies for someone else as a gift — I’m still fuct if I know how a biro works.
But, Im sure you can do it!
If you are blessed with short attention span you could try Revista, a short story collection than scribbles outside the margins. Digital or … hard copy available from … Cripes .. I forgot….
Ahhh…. Dymocks!
https://www.brettsody.com/store/p10/Revista_%27Ten_strange_tales%27_Paperback.html
And, in a rare fit of self-promotion, if you don’t mind puerile and pointless ( my twin brother and sister ) you could do no worse than buying digital copies of some of this shit here:
They wont take long to read — it didn’t take long to write them, but there might be a smile or two on offer — if you are easily amused or naturally benevolently indulgent to lesser intelligence.
Unfortunately, if you don’t much care for them once you’ve read ‘em it’s a bit tricky to wipe your arse with digital copies.
Still… it’s not a big spend and if you’re a digital AI robot you may find arse-wiping with digital works better for you.
Go! Get started! Don’t start looking for porn. Do some Christmas shopping first!